FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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