Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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