Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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