i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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