It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The Olympian is in my bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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