You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it hurts more in the daytime
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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