I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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