It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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