so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
soo... how was my night?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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