Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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