She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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