benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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