What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he thought i was a dude.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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