I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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