My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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