2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This girl is more easily done than said...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Panties = found
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