Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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