i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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