so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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