I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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