Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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