Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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