That's intense
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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