So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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