you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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