Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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