I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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