Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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