garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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