C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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