Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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