Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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