I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Do plants get herpes?
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