When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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