He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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