just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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