I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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