I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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