IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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