do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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