FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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