So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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