What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
