i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dicks are not precious.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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