Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You took a bar mat shot.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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