therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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