You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
