This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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