Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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