Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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