Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We need to get me chipped asap
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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