So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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