she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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