I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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