Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Two words: blizzard sex
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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