every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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